MOJAVE EXPRESS

last night

yo homeskillets back from my vacation in Vault City
wassup my homeboys any errands that need to be run

yo homeskillets back from my vacation in Vault City

wassup my homeboys any errands that need to be run

Hey guys look at all this food I brought! And I found a baby nightstalker that didn’t have a mommy. Can we keep him?

Hey guys look at all this food I brought! And I found a baby nightstalker that didn’t have a mommy. Can we keep him?

I leave the Mojave for 3 days to get us all Chinese food and I return to find
  • Lucius has returned from the grave
  • Yes Man’s lost his arms
  • more Couriers!
  • suspicious slumber party
  • Caesar’s tumor is out causing havoc

though I shouldn’t be surprised… this is normal out here in the west, right???

do we want dumplings, spring rolls, teriyaki brahmin, stir fry, or noodles for Shi New Year?

and are we ok with eating suspicious meat

lookatmyfuckingdoghat:

askthecourier:

lookatmyfuckingdoghat:

Step right up, couriers.

Vulpes you gave me a 250-year-old ticket for Wicked




…What’s Wicked?

A pre-war play about LOVE AND FANTASY, UNDERSTANDING AND FINDING YOUR DESTINY
hey when are we going to find out results because I need to head out soon to get us spring rolls for Shi New Year

lookatmyfuckingdoghat:

askthecourier:

lookatmyfuckingdoghat:

Step right up, couriers.

Vulpes you gave me a 250-year-old ticket for Wicked



What’s Wicked?

A pre-war play about LOVE AND FANTASY, UNDERSTANDING AND FINDING YOUR DESTINY

hey when are we going to find out results because I need to head out soon to get us spring rolls for Shi New Year

lookatmyfuckingdoghat:

Step right up, couriers.

Vulpes you gave me a 250-year-old ticket for Wicked

lookatmyfuckingdoghat:

Step right up, couriers.

Vulpes you gave me a 250-year-old ticket for Wicked

ask-brutus-the-tumor:

The mighty Caesars tumor.

getting this out was one of the most horrific experiences of my life

ask-brutus-the-tumor:

The mighty Caesars tumor.

getting this out was one of the most horrific experiences of my life