I USED TO BE A COURIER LIKE YOU UNTIL I TOOK A BAD JOKE TO THE HEAD christened Courier by the Legion, the Courier is Caesar’s annoying tool special errand boy—infamously known for his snooty attitude, nonexistent sleep schedule, and self-proclaimed degree in theoretical history and sociology aside from totally kicking the NCR out of the Mojave, the Courier enjoys watching pre-war soap operas and baking various cakes and pastries this loser is totally not canon to the Fallout universe and exists only in an alternate universe to this already-alternate universe fabricated from the procrastinating tendencies of caewaiisarTumblr (3.0; @askthecourier)http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5s7y9IsEF1qh8s58o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/25319051397http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/25319051397Sun, 17 Jun 2012 18:03:45 -0400falloutno matter what i tag 'fallout' it will still be better than most of the stuff in the tag huhuhu<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0yy00870L1qa6ieqo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0yy00870L1qa6ieqo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>last night</p>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/19410166418http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/19410166418Fri, 16 Mar 2012 16:21:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0yi22IA0m1qh8s58o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>yo homeskillets back from my vacation in Vault City</p> <p>wassup my homeboys any errands that need to be run</p>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/19379228176http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/19379228176Thu, 15 Mar 2012 22:39:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wp3ar0ED1r37tgco1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wp3ar0ED1r37tgco2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wp3ar0ED1r37tgco3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wp3ar0ED1r37tgco4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wp3ar0ED1r37tgco5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://giantfuckbots.tumblr.com/post/19329186858/conversationparade-delineosaur">giantfuckbots</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://conversationparade.tumblr.com/post/19329155457">conversationparade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://delineosaur.tumblr.com/post/19327795477/conversationparade-vulpes-makes-a-powerpoint">delineosaur</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><a href="http://conversationparade.tumblr.com/">conversationparade</a>:</span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"></span><span class="Apple-style-span"><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/vulpes-makes-a-powerpoint-presentation-to-persuade-the-courier-to-join-the-legion">#vulpes makes a powerpoint presentation to persuade the courier to join the legion</a> <a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/someone-make-this-who-isn%27t-me">#someone make this who isn’t me</a></span></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wqbwE9Uh1qa7n5e.png"/></p> <p>This is beautiful.</p> </blockquote> <p>tyler should look at this</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wsizBRuJ1qg86a6.png"/></p>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/19331261977http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/19331261977Thu, 15 Mar 2012 00:31:18 -0400updating again after 1 month hiatus~*~crappy webcam replies<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyc0o9CLwi1qh8s58o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey guys look at all this food I brought! And I found a baby nightstalker that didn’t have a mommy. Can we keep him?</p>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16441310019http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16441310019Tue, 24 Jan 2012 21:09:45 -0500I vote we name him Caligula<ul><li>Lucius has returned from the grave</li> <li>Yes Man&#8217;s lost his arms</li> <li>more Couriers!</li> <li>suspicious slumber party</li> <li>Caesar&#8217;s tumor is out causing havoc</li> </ul><p>though I shouldn&#8217;t be surprised&#8230; this is normal out here in the west, right???</p>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16439822818http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16439822818Tue, 24 Jan 2012 20:47:23 -0500<p>and are we ok with eating suspicious meat</p>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16218830494http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16218830494Sat, 21 Jan 2012 03:33:29 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly41yl8mUb1r8ybovo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lookatmyfuckingdoghat.tumblr.com/post/16218698055/askthecourier-lookatmyfuckingdoghat-step">lookatmyfuckingdoghat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16218389238/lookatmyfuckingdoghat-step-right-up">askthecourier</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lookatmyfuckingdoghat.tumblr.com/post/16180052914/step-right-up-couriers">lookatmyfuckingdoghat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Step right up, couriers.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Vulpes you gave me a 250-year-old ticket for <em>Wicked</em></p> <div> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly52s5fRfE1qg86a6.png"/></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>…<br/><br/>What’s <em>Wicked</em>?</p> </blockquote> <p>A pre-war play about <em>LOVE AND FANTASY, UNDERSTANDING AND FINDING YOUR DESTINY</em></p> <p>hey when are we going to find out results because I need to head out soon to get us spring rolls for Shi New Year</p>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16218786354http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16218786354Sat, 21 Jan 2012 03:31:14 -0500casually tosses ticket over hoover dam<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly53c8m3JC1qh8s58o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16218640297http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16218640297Sat, 21 Jan 2012 03:24:08 -0500well i dislike FERAL ghoulsbut if you're like a ghoul ghoul we can be friends<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly41yl8mUb1r8ybovo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lookatmyfuckingdoghat.tumblr.com/post/16180052914/step-right-up-couriers">lookatmyfuckingdoghat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Step right up, couriers.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Vulpes you gave me a 250-year-old ticket for <em>Wicked</em></p> <div> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly52s5fRfE1qg86a6.png"/></p> </div>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16218389238http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16218389238Sat, 21 Jan 2012 03:12:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly474cSdch1rnh17bo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ask-brutus-the-tumor.tumblr.com/post/16184909806/the-mighty-caesars-tumor">ask-brutus-the-tumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The mighty Caesars tumor.</p> </blockquote> <p>getting this out was one of the most horrific experiences of my life</p>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16218200311http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16218200311Sat, 21 Jan 2012 03:03:53 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2l8n3GtX1r8ybovo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>BEST BROS 4 LYFE</p>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16149333661http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16149333661Thu, 19 Jan 2012 21:19:50 -0500love you vulpes uguu<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxz4izbAhF1qh8s58o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16043037528http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16043037528Tue, 17 Jan 2012 22:04:11 -0500fallout<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxz2di5vf81r8ybovo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ask-amy-thecourier.tumblr.com/post/16042090191/lookatmyfuckingdoghat-ask-amy-thecourier">ask-amy-thecourier</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lookatmyfuckingdoghat.tumblr.com/post/16041723608/ask-amy-thecourier-lookatmyfuckingdoghat">lookatmyfuckingdoghat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ask-amy-thecourier.tumblr.com/post/16041648436/lookatmyfuckingdoghat-askthecourier">ask-amy-thecourier</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lookatmyfuckingdoghat.tumblr.com/post/16041052933/askthecourier-lookatmyfuckingdoghat-no-and">lookatmyfuckingdoghat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16040524098/lookatmyfuckingdoghat-no-and-dont-touch-my">askthecourier</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lookatmyfuckingdoghat.tumblr.com/post/16040047351/no-and-dont-touch-my-face">lookatmyfuckingdoghat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“No, and don’t touch my face.”</p> </blockquote> <p>But remember when I went all the way to San Francisco to pick up some ramen noodles and teriyaki brahmin for you???? <strong><em>REMEMBER, VULPES????</em></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>Fine,You can have Lucius’ share. Just don’t tell him. He’ll pout.</p> </blockquote> <p>Can I have some?</p> </blockquote> <p>Are you in the Legion?</p> </blockquote> <p>……</p> <p>…..</p> <p><img height="581" src="http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss167/xPandaEvolutionx/why-1.png" width="581"/></p> </blockquote> <div> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxz41bblqI1qg86a6.png"/></p> </div>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16042376301http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16042376301Tue, 17 Jan 2012 21:53:41 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxz3rnAE0l1qh8s58o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16042001277http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16042001277Tue, 17 Jan 2012 21:47:47 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxz2di5vf81r8ybovo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lookatmyfuckingdoghat.tumblr.com/post/16040047351/no-and-dont-touch-my-face">lookatmyfuckingdoghat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“No, and don’t touch my face.”</p> </blockquote> <p>But remember when I went all the way to San Francisco to pick up some ramen noodles and teriyaki brahmin for you???? <strong><em>REMEMBER, VULPES????</em></strong></p>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16040524098http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16040524098Tue, 17 Jan 2012 21:25:02 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askyesman.tumblr.com/post/16020471053/all-couriers-to-their-respective-owners">askyesman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img height="400" src="http://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww334/MissyZero/yesmancouriers.gif" width="550"/><br/>((All couriers to their respective owners!))</p> </blockquote> <p>YOU BET I AM</p>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16039380010http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/16039380010Tue, 17 Jan 2012 21:07:32 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxbtfkbwf1qh8s58o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/15990488163http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/15990488163Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:46:27 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxbgpA1NA1qh8s58o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/15990048713http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/15990048713Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:38:49 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxaw3JXIC1qh8s58o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>And yes, Lanius, I am setting up for Mario Kart. <em>ONCE MORE, WE SHALL RELIVE THE GLORY OF ROMAN CHARIOT RACES</em></p>http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/15989332787http://askthecourier.tumblr.com/post/15989332787Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:26:27 -0500